The Second Second Episode (aka the second version)

Ellepants F. Jeru and Deragi Pops were walking down the road, when all of a sudden, [Insert Character Name Here] comes up to them. With great shock, Ellepants and Deragi jump in fear. But then [Insert Character Name Here] says that they weren't going to hurt Ellepants and Deragi. But then, another [Insert Character Name Here] sneaks up behind them, and stabs them with an orange katana. The orange katana was now covered in blood, the cops tried to arrest [Insert Character Name Here], but they killed all of the cops. When the military arrived, [Insert Character Name Here] was gone. The mystery will not be completed because I like leaving things as cliffhangers. >:)